Uma turma do jardim

quinta-feira, fevereiro 09, 2006

Será que o yoga é pecado?

Pronto, ninguém tem coragem para escrever o post 70 e acabar com o blog dos 69 posts, vou ser eu.

No último relaxamento em vez de relaxar, fique ligeiramente excitado. Que vergonha... percebi depois que talvez fosse a musica, nunca me tinha acontecido tal coisa nas aulas e fiquei muito preocupado... mais ainda após encontrar este excelente artigo sobre yoga, do qual escolhi algumas partes mais interessantes... Divirtam-se

"Do you mean to tell me that we have a religion like Yoga that teaches it's followers how to contort their bodies into demonic positions with the ultimate goal of being able to place their sexual organs into their mouths, and you are not warning our children about this!?"

"He asked me, 'Should Christians practice Yoga?' I paused for just a moment before slapping him so hard across the face with the back of my hand that one of his teeth flew out into the hallway... I thought our Sunday school curriculum included lessons about the evils of everything Oriental, including Yoga and was being taught to children in our elementary school!"

"One Baptist pastor who was sent to covertly study the religion was nearly lost to the church in 1971. It took four deacons and three Landover ladies to pry his lips off of his penis, smack him across the back of his head with a few dozen Bibles, and drug him long enough to get him to a safe house where it took nearly 1-year in traction to deprogram him. "

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0303/yoga.html

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